DFFU

DFFU(da fuck, fuck u) My best friend was having a bad dream one night. He suddenly sat up during his sleep and yelled "da fuck, fuck u!". A few of us where in and around the vicinity and thought the house was being burgled, we rushed into the room only to find him sleeping. We all had a laugh and the rest is history as they say.

Pablo: Excuse me miss, had to say you look beautiful today.
Miss: Oh get lost...
Pablo: Da fuck, fuck u

#DFFU#CrazyBitch

by Hot_Bobby's September 16, 2016