dexter

A fat big 400 pound Mexican that wanks his negative 100 mm dick off that u need to see a mege microscope with that likes kara

dexter hahahaha

by imgay6969696969696 May 9, 2022

Dexter

a very smart, caring, amazing, cute boy. he will make an amazing boyfriend. they will never let you down, and are always there for you.

dexters make very good boyfriends, especially to katies. i love them.

by KSH! December 23, 2008

Dexter

Dexter is the single most important human being on planet Earth. Dexter's are Gods of music and dance who prefer to prance around the house in the nude to their favorite song, preferably with a Jameson Irish whiskey drink in hand. They are often known to speak the phrases "Whoooo, child!" and "Donna!" on a regular basis.

Praise the almighty Dexter.

by s.wagger December 27, 2013

dexter

The act of lying or bullshitting someone with a serious face.

Oh yeah, I'ver herd that band .... dexter...
or
It's not true I was just dextering you.

by thypants December 1, 2011

Dexter

An incredibly suave and handsome man; a man that makes you go, "Ooh la, la".

Of course I fell in love with him; without a doubt, he is a dexter. What would you do in that situation?

by Lollybird February 3, 2010

Dexter

A male child with large appendages including large hands, large feet, and an unusually strong interest in female breasts.

That damn Dexter is groping the womenfolk and they don't even know it.

by Arthur Picones September 7, 2011

dexter

A term given to a nerdy kid. Short for poindexter.

Hey look at dexter over there with his glasses! Going to math class? Dexter.

by ChaseM November 1, 2007