Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
by ESB275 December 13, 2018
Get the Destroy Dick December mug.Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
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"Why?"
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"Why?"
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Friend - What is it?
Me - It’s DestroyerSpy and her grandkid
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Friend - What is it?
Me - It’s DestroyerSpy and her grandkid
Friend - Awww, that’s adorable.
by miniikiwi December 31, 2022
Get the DestroyerSpy mug.The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.
Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.
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