When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
by ddog6969 August 30, 2009
Get the Dehydrated Dog mug.when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.
I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!
by rodger leininger December 14, 2007
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Get the dech mug.The condition which occurs at a cable network when idiotic executives decide to change its direction. This is usually done as a money-grabbing attempt when ratings are lower than expected.
"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."
by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012
Get the Network Decay mug.The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.
Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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- Shit, I think I shat myself!
- Oh, don't worry dude, your seat warmer is on high, you just have a Decher!
- Oh, don't worry dude, your seat warmer is on high, you just have a Decher!
by AssViolator218 November 19, 2010
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by oswood April 24, 2010
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