December

A month in which everyone eagerly anticipates the holidays, only to be disappointing when they exchange gifts and realize they hate their gifts and are now out of pocket a few hundred dollars. They then spend the last few days of the month thinking about how they have wasted their year and wallowing in self-pity.

December 1st
Chick 1: I'm sooo excited for the holidays
Chick 2: me tooooo!!! I can't wait!

Opening Presents:
Chick 1: Oh, thanks... this is really nice.
Granny: I knew you would like a kitty cat sweater, But whats an iPad?

December 27th
Chick 1: Wow I've done nothing this year :(
Chick 2: Well, we watched some pretty good cat videos.

by pleasegetalife December 28, 2011

December

Christmas month

December is christmas month

by Bigpussmasher87 November 1, 2019

December

A important month because this month is tell ur crush you like them month! You have all of December to tell your crush you like them, I mean hey you can ask them as a Christmas gift you know

Guy: hey it's December which is ask out your crush month wanna go out

Girl: oh idk I kinda like you tho

Guy:oh well I mean wanna go out

Girl:yes!

by __apxil__<3 December 11, 2019

December

No Make Up December

A month where girls can’t use make up for a whole month. If boys has no nut november, well girls got no makeup December.

Boy: Are you using makeup?

Girl: Yes..?
Boy: It’s no make up December!

by OhTeVe November 7, 2020

December

Give a girl ur hoodie

December is the month to give a girl ur hoodie

Hey man its December .
Waw I have to give her my hoodie now.

by DdDefinitionsssss December 2, 2020

december

A month during which nobody buys from britney

I want to buy a cute plushie from britney but I can’t because it’s december

by the_duck_king December 4, 2022

December

December is Dickless December or the month where girls can grab boys dicks or be fucked by them. But boys can still jerk-off

Today is the beginning of dickless December

by ThanosG21 November 11, 2019