Deaf as a post

To call someone "deaf as a post" is a way of expressing that you are annoyed with someone who is NOT deaf but somehow didn't manage to hear what you were saying to them

Guy: I told my boss that I couldn't make it to the meeting but he rang me and asked me where I was. I swear the man is as deaf as a post

by IKnowTheLingo June 27, 2020

Deaf Off

Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.

This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.

"Have you seen Joe Bloggs lately?"

"Narh, he's being a right deaf off with his new college mates."

by BrumBird January 20, 2010

deaf cunt

A highly proficient networker. Also deaf. And a bit of a cunt.

Aw man, that guy knows everybody in here. He must be a deaf cunt.

by KMacG May 20, 2014

deaf whore

a deaf female who is also deaf. deaf women are whores by definition. PERIODT.

wow that girl is such a deaf whore.

by harperisfast January 19, 2020

Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.

---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!

by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009

Deaf Language

The language that deaf people speak

Person 1: Oh so you speak Deaf Language?
Deaf 1: jkalkjasfhgkashgjahsfvjhasjjbvaksdfbgasj
Person 1: YOOOO WHAT NO WAY!!!
Person 2: tf that nigga say?

by better qwintuples December 5, 2020

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022