Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (
Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim:
You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the
living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.