b.a.d.s

An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.

Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.

by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011

d.s.g.b.

Stands for Down South Georgia Boys. A rap group which includes Lil Pete the Disciple, Blackout (aka Black 2K),
Pinhead the Hellraiser and of course Pastor Troy. Their most popular hit, D.S.G.B. is pure FIYA!

Juice: YO, Julz! You heard that knew D.S.G.B. song?
Julz: Man, what the heck is D.S.G.B.?
Juice: Down South Georgia Boys, you busta!
Julz: Oh yeah, that's P. Troys group! Let's go blast that sh*t homie!

by The Juicer June 11, 2006

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

B.W.D.S.

B.W.D.S. (Bi-sexual While Drunk Syndrome) A syndrome that happens to underage(15-17)/college(18-25) girls while drunk. It is the leading cause of barsexuals

Sally started showing symptoms after partying all week with her sorority sisters. After consulting with her Priest and his Nun assistance they told her she had B.W.D.S. and prescribed a bottle of Jack Daniels and vodka and had a intervention party.

by Bleener May 10, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

D.S.O.B

Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.

"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)

by joseeee October 9, 2006

B.D.P.S.

B.D.P.S. stands for Blind and deaf parent syndrome. (see also B.P.S.) These kinds of parents display the same symptoms as a parent with B.P.S. but they are "Deaf" when it comes to their childs musical ability.

Parent example could not believe that their child wasn't the principle of his/her section in Band/Orchestra. Parent Example thought that he sounded like a pro when he/she practiced at home

by Chrystal9lotus September 9, 2005