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A.I.D.S.

Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits. The kind of diarrhea you can only get the day after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Having this type of diarrhea is nearly as bad as contracting the disease.
Joe had such bad A.I.D.S. after that party last night he had to call in sick to avoid work.

Better chill on the vodka, you'll have A.I.D.S. tomorrow!!!
by MTBTrigger October 9, 2009
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A.D.I.D.A.S.

A brand of shoe invented by German Adolph "Adi" Dassler. He invented the modern sneaker with his brother, Rudolph. The two had a falling out, and Rudolph went on to found the Puma brand.
Scheisse! My idiotic brother's ADIDAS brand is outselling mine!
by AngryChegro July 10, 2003
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A.I.D.S

Alcohol-Induced-Drippy-Shits. the poop that comes after a good long night of binge drinking and partying
Scott: dude are you ok in there it sounds like a title wave in there!

James: yeah its cool i gots the A.I.D.S
by greatwhite285 February 4, 2010
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A.I.D.S

Headline: Ivan Milat was yesterday handed down an A.I.D.S for his backpacker murders
by Thomas Stiller June 18, 2007
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A.D.I.D.A.S.

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A popular Korn song on their first album Korn - Korn... easily the best
Ay man you heard Korn's newest song A.D.I.D.A.S.

Yeah man its awesome
by rhyss May 13, 2005
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A.I.D.S.

If you are a man who enjoys sucking your own shit off another mans dick (not to mention sucking the shit of countless other dumpster thumpers off that very same dick) while at the same time being force fed all the sperm that your face cunt can choke down you stand a good chance of contracting a disease commonly known as A.I.D.S. , which by all the laws of nature would make you Another Infected Dick Sucker. NOW GO GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT FAG !!!
by amanda huginlick March 10, 2010
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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