alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

chookas

Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".

Actors, this is your 5 minute call. Chookas, everyone!

by LenSensei June 22, 2006

let him cook

Let the rizzler do his rizzin.

What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.

Person 1: BROO I think Jake is bout to pull that smokeshow! Imma go support him.

Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.

by Exxacto January 4, 2023

Cook County Stop

Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.

OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk

by Red Sam Black February 23, 2011

Line Cook Slurry

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.

Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!

by searingxheretic July 12, 2011

taylore cook

An incredibly beautiful girl. She would strongly disagree with you if you told her so, but she's wrong on this specific subject. She is a very stubborn person. As frustrating as it may be, it is an endearing quality. She is not one to talk down to. She may kill you. If not, someone will. Treat her with the respect that a woman of her caliber deserves. She is often mistaken for Branwen, Aphrodite or Hathor. Though she may not be a goddess in the classical sense, she is no ordinary girl. If you wish to befriend her, proceed with caution. Few are worthy of being in her presence.

You think you're good enough to talk to Taylore Cook? Ahahahahaha.

by Stillsocynical December 18, 2013

Fire Dragon's Cook Out

Derivative of the show Fairy Tail, a Fire Dragon's Cook Out is when a Fire Dragon Slayer lights a girl's pussy on fire then eats it out.

Example 1
Natsu: "Hey Lucy can I test a new move on you?"

Lucy: "Sure. What's it called?"

Natsu: "Fire Dragon's Cook Out C:<"

Example 2

Gray: "Hey Natsu how was the date with Lucy last night?"
Natsu: "Great. I took her to dinner then we went back to her place where I gave her a Fire Dragon's Cook Out."

by Jiggle Butt Gang January 11, 2015