Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.

I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.

by luckymike January 18, 2008

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

baker clone

A specific style that some skaters dress. It is defined by skin tight *girls* jeans (preferably black and the tighter the better), jet black hair, a skin tight shirt, leather jacket, and button pins or thin metal pins in the jacket and or pants. This style most likely is accompanied by a baker skateboard and emerica shoes.

Listening to emo optional.

"Wow did you see how tight his pants are?"

"Yea they're 9 year old girls pants he picked up at a thrift store."

"What a baker clone."

by blab October 27, 2005

clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.

Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.

by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003

Clone Baby

A baby made by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie "Stolen Identity 3". Usually seen with a cigar in his mouth.

"He's so cute! He has your eyes!"

"of course he does! He's my Clone Baby!!"

"eeyeeaaahyeahya.. goo goo gah gah mah mah."

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

Clone Bone

A term used in the popular television series archer to describe when krieger, and his clones pretend to bone each other at the same time.

Bring it in. Clone Bone !

by Clone bone. December 17, 2016