Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.

She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.

by Marinatha! July 20, 2009

Detroit Casket

An old death-trap of a car.

Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

Casket Robber

When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.

A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.

Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..

by MagicManMike December 31, 2009

politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Casket

A safe haven from where one escapes all harm and may even get a booty call

Duude, my wife was bitchen, so I like took a long trip to the Casket.

by Jiiimme April 22, 2008

Casket

another word for jerking off/beating your meat/playing with yourself.

dude: do you casket
dude2: whats that
dude: beating your meat
dude2: oh nah thats gross

by stupid2019 April 1, 2019

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010