Definitions by Smitty3

sporgy

A Sports Orgy. Seeing several sports events in a short period of time.

Next weekend, we're having a sporgy. We're going to see the Red Wings, the Wolverines and the Tigers!

sporgy by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

doink and broom

To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.

Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.

doink and broom by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

deuce 

Intercourse and oral sex.

Like the KISS song says, "Your man is working hard, he's worth a deuce!"

deuce by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

Detroit Casket

An old death-trap of a car.

Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.

Detroit Casket by Smitty3 September 8, 2007