Smitty3's definitions

sporgy

A Sports Orgy. Seeing several sports events in a short period of time.

Next weekend, we're having a sporgy. We're going to see the Red Wings, the Wolverines and the Tigers!

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

doink and broom

To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.

Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

deuce

Intercourse and oral sex.

Like the KISS song says, "Your man is working hard, he's worth a deuce!"

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007

Detroit Casket

An old death-trap of a car.

Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.

by Smitty3 September 8, 2007