Current Event

You look for a newspaper/online article then write a summary about it or whatever the hell you feel like. Thursdays are the days you DO current events cause they are due friday.

But there are losers who do it an extra day early...

Teacher: "Class do not forget your current event this week!"
Student: "Don't worry I'm special and did it a day early!"

by Angry Salamander October 21, 2005

currently

Happening atm not gona be happenin in a few mins. Only for that moment in time

Yes currently.
I'm here currently.

by Confused as fuck November 19, 2016

Current Traumatic Stress Disorder

When something really horrible is happening in the moment.

George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.

by JustSomePersonWithABanana June 30, 2009

decentralized currency

Digital money organized by a synced distributed ledger online. While centralized currencies are backed by the economies of countries, decentralized currencies typically don't have a government affiliation. These currencies are run by incentivized volunteers via appropriate consensus algorithms. Much like incentivized volunteers run Uber, called drivers, and Airbnb, called hosts, incentivized volunteers, traditionally called "miners," run these decentralized currency protocols. Examples of decentralized currencies include Bitcoin and Ethereum.

I haven't been trading much decentralized currency lately.

by undertheradar July 8, 2019

CurrentlyAfk

Daddy

CurrentlyAfk Is Litty.

by OTFKit November 27, 2017

Currently Sweeping Mines

Currently Sweeping Mines is a new youtuber who makes videos playing minesweeper. You can also find them as currentlysweepingmines or crntlysweepingmines.

"Currently Sweeping Mines just uploaded a new video!"
"Hi, everyone. I'm Currently Sweeping Mines." (That's how I always start my videos)

by Currently Sweeping Mines February 14, 2023

netflix-current

the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.

Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!

by n2hairincola March 2, 2015