curmudgeapalian

Curmudgeapalians basically don't believe shit, but use their religion to avoid unpleasant activities.

Sorry, I can't go to the office Christmas party, I'm a Curmudgeapalian.

by Zoomerz August 10, 2009

crumudgen

A crabby ass bastard

All Hugh does is complain about his life, he is a damn crumudgen!

by meghan kirk December 27, 2003

scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

crumudgen

What your girlfriend calls you when your being an ass.

Hey, crumudgen! why aren't you spending more time with me!

by Spada May 4, 2005

Carmudgeon

A carmudgeon is a grumpy, cantankerous old man.

Frank Barone would be aptly described as a Carmudgeon.

by An Old 49er September 11, 2010

Carmudgeon

A bad tempered driver that usually calls other drivers to acquire road rage. Usually travels slow the fast lane.

After several seconds of missed opportunities, I began to pass the slow car in the right lane when they refused to move into the right lane themselves. That freaking carmudgeon began to speed up and shaking his crusty old fist at me. I cut him off leaving him in my dust.

by Kno' the Consequence August 21, 2013

cuntmudgeon

A whining cunt

Shutup Tom and stop whining you fuckin cuntmudgeon!

by Puffalicious July 9, 2014