Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

Cuntwatch

That one co worker who always acts like a cunt that you have to watch your back when they are around

Cuntwatch Thats who you have to keep an eye on a proper cunt Hence cuntwatch

by Cunnyfunt2025 April 20, 2025

Crumsnatcher

1) One who snatches crums.

2) A word that generally sounds bad.

A crumsnatcher happens to snatch crums. But not all who snatch crums are crumsnatchers. Tiny morsels of food and mouse/ant culture are complicated made-up subjects which are still open to ridicule.

by Pseudobacher July 12, 2025