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cumbucket

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.
"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016
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cumsiclelollipop

cumsiclelollipops are my favorite sweet treat on a hot day!
by jewface69 August 28, 2009
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Cumfuckery

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck
What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?
by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011
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Cumbucket

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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cumsuck

someone who swallows as opposd to a licker or a spitter.
oh yeah baby oh yeah yes yesssssssssss..
oh thats it cum on cum on YESSSSSSSSSSS
wow that was great you little cumsuck
by Hallie Berry May 6, 2003
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maggot infested cumsicle

pretty self explanatory actually, but if you need some more help, a maggot infested cumsicle is the nastiest of nasty sluts in existance.
Betty: god, I hate that bitch
Sally: I know, she is a maggot infested cumsicle
by Boff Booferman April 27, 2007
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Cumbucket

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."
by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016
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