cumgun

When you kiss or make out with a girl and it makes you cum without anything else going on

That chan has a cumgun, right when he kissed abby his dick exploded!

by randompigman February 27, 2019

Cumguaca

When you blow a load of sperm into the guacamole at a satanic spawning. Its also chanted to help summon fruity demons.

Mmmm the cumguaca taste pretty good. Cumguaca.....cumguaca.....cumguaca

by Hairy anly September 25, 2021

cumguzzlingjizzbubble

a pearson who sucks alot of dick and always catches the jizz in their mouths as well as being a total douche.

Mr.Dally is a cumguzzlingjizzbubble.

by sxemouth234516 September 22, 2009

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

cumguzzlingdumpsterslut

A derogatory term for being unintelligent or idiotic. Most commonly used when someone is stating the obvious or being sarcastic. Usually used as a joking term among good friends.

1) Boy 1: "You wanna fight? Huh?!"

Boy 2: "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

2) Friend 1: "Hey, wanna share some of this pizza with me?"

Friend 2: "Of course I do you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

by CatsAreDemons February 21, 2019

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

cumguzzlingsemendemon

Woman or man who gobbles down so much cum they become satan

"You fuckin cumguzzlingsemendemon"

by Coo guy with a phat cock October 29, 2014