Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.

Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?

by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005

Condensation

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

by Smejie April 11, 2010

Compensation cuddles

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019

Coochie Condensation

Occurs when a female gets increasingly warm in the crotch area and her vagina starts to sweat.

Friend 1: Hey Gurl, my vagina is sweating up a storm!
Friend 2: No worries gurl friend, you just have some coochie condensation. we all get it every once in a while.

by Taylor62097 December 7, 2014

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.

"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation

by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023

instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.

Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

by Dom i nic March 25, 2008