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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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cumgestion

the act of ejaculating into a partners nose.
Fabian was all set to let loose on her face, but instead, Shaniqua begged him to shoot right into her nostril, which ended up later giving her a case of 50% nasal cumgestion.
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
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Combustion

The act of a material or substance breaking or falling apart.
When we pressed the launch button, our rocket just suddenly combusted. Six months for just one big combustion.
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Dramatic Combustion

Dramatic combustion occurs when an already dramatic person reaches a new level of melt down, triggering a powerful dramatic combustion reaction.

Brian: Woah man, Meaghan sure did rip that guy a new one.

Albert: Yeah dude, serious dramatic combustion.
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Internal Combustion

A masterbation technique in which the user takes a shower while masterbating. At the exact point of climax the user simultaneously switches the water to ice cold. Creates an extremely relaxing effect.
I preformed internal combustion in the shower and I feel so relaxed!
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Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen
Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!
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