Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015

Cumster

A person who sells their body for money

Cumsters are usually found by streetcorners

by Playah8er November 12, 2009

cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 9, 2006

cumdumster

A dumb as hoe who lets everyone empty their scrotums into her loose vagina.

"I can smell your dirty dick from here, did you fuck that cumdumster last night?"

by The TrapQueen of UMASS April 14, 2015