cumberlands

A brand of sausage which resembles to fat peoples fingers.

john "CUMBERLAND"
daniel *cries*

by Sublime Lance July 15, 2008

cumberlodge

a turd so long and unbroken when dispatched that it refuses to leave the bowl, even after several flushes.

'Dad!' cried little Jimmy, 'We've got a cumberlodge'. 'Don't worry son, i'll get my walking stick and we'll break it up a bit first'.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Cumberland Pipeline

When your sibling cums into a condom and freezes it. Later, the condom is taken out of the freezer and used as a dildo.

Ian: Last night my sister wanted a Cumberland Pipeline, so I jacked off to a Hannah Montana music video.
Jen: How did your sister like it?
Ian: She still prefers the Alaskan Pipeline.

by AK<4 July 10, 2012

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

Cumberland Parm

A store that sells frozen cum and Parmesan cheese.

Have you gone to Cumberland Parm recently, it smells like ass.

by Kliberty22 February 13, 2023

David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019

cumbering

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

by lexxxxy January 22, 2014