The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

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Fetid Russian Cum Sock

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?

by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019

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The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.

Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"

by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019

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National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

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Snot Rocket Cum Sock

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.

hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?

by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020