Premature Xmas-culation

The premature celebration of the Christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. Symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to November, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-October, and post Black Friday you'd have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

Yep, each year America pretty much jizzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle balls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before December can even take her "Santa's little helper" lingerie off.

Wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with Christmas shit? Halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

by PerspectiveFTW November 3, 2010

Pina Cumlada

During a threesome (one guy 2 girls) the guy cums in one girls mouth, puts mini umbrella and a straw in her mouth while the other girl drinks the cum through the straw.

I had a nice Pina Cumlada last night.

by Nic, Rich, Blake May 23, 2008

besa me cula

Spanish,or Mexican for "Kiss my Ass!"

"Hey Pedro can I have another $10, I forgot my wallet at home again?....."

"Besa me culo, vato. You get no more money until you pay me back for the rest of the $100 you've borrowed.

by abula January 2, 2005

Cukia

Descendant of the Gods.

According to African folklore he bestowed his mighty penis and impregnated the Queen of Kenya. Who gave birth to the first semi-god, Cukia.

pronounced (shoe-key-ah)

He plays sport like he is a Cukia.

He fucks like a Cukia.

by Wolverine007 August 28, 2011

Culaina

Master of the Whip.
"Lovely" personified

Dont mess with Cul, she'll hur you! in a nice way!

by colin miles February 17, 2004

Vina Culas

The literal epitome of perfection.

These are the best tacos I’ve ever had, they’re 10/10 Vina Culas.

by Christinabucket December 4, 2018

Chukla Chachi

Also known as sidharth Shukla. This is what he is his . He is cursed with the most abusive fandom ever. People often call him Chukla chachi due to his unncessary interferences. He is getting work only because of his friend Shehnaaz. He is the damad of colors tv.

Chukla Chachi To Shehnaaz Everyday: Kaam dilwa de mereko🙏🙏🙏🙏

by Neutral Audience October 11, 2020