Generica Cuisine

Term for generic food served at generic American restaurants.

When I want boring cheap food I like to get Generica Cuisine, it never fails at being average.

Someone asked me how my food was, I said completely average, Generica Cuisine at it's best!

Lets go to Applebees, the food is never great, nor bad, but it's always Generica.

You know a good Generica place by how hard it is to order. When everything is average it's hard to decide.

by Irontime January 29, 2014

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

cuisine traversing

The art of moving food around your plate so it looks like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Ugh, Nana's mushroom and sauerkraut pie is so bad I'm going to have to do some cuisine traversing!

by freezersyeah August 8, 2017

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

lean cuisine

a boughetto way of defining a limousine.

We were so classy last night, we took a lean cuisine out to the bar.

by tdk0524 January 10, 2011

blackout cuisine

blackened top ramen, burnt beans in a can, charcoal tater tots,house on fire(extreme conditions) basically shit youk cook in a blacked out state due to the ill effects of alcohol> usually happens when your single and dont have the means for blackout sex.

"joe likes to cook blackout cuisine. hes a douchebag!

by virginmary66 July 5, 2009

Bro cuisine

Any kind of cuisine (but these foods and drinks are primarily taste dry and bitter) served, eaten and made ironically yet primarily to "men"/"bro(s)" like hamburgers/sandwiches, steaks, dry seafood, alcoholics, other bony foods, etc... As opposed to those primarily served, eaten and made by women yet ironically like cake(s). pastries, etc. and that is described as "Sis cuisine"

"Bro cuisine" feels ironic to me... No skinny and tall b**ch have ever tried that at all...

by The Saviour of Takeshima July 14, 2018