cuisine traversing

The art of moving food around your plate so it looks like you've eaten more than you actually have.

Ugh, Nana's mushroom and sauerkraut pie is so bad I'm going to have to do some cuisine traversing!

by freezersyeah August 08, 2017

Platophobia

Fear of being hit in the head with an airborne plate (particularly when thrown by a spouse or close relative).

"Oh dear, I am having an odd sense of platophobia right now!"

by freezersyeah July 10, 2017