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CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.
Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."
by Meinekilla May 2, 2011
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cuddlefuck

when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.
oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!
by the anti-clique August 11, 2006
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Cuddlefuck

Hanging all over your partner, touching, kissing and putting on an unneccedsaey public display
Zack was all over has last night, but wouldn't leave and pull the trigger. Cuddlefucked all over the living room
by Ccwm April 27, 2017
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cuddlefucked

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.
I just got cuddlefucked
by kittenskitten June 7, 2016
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cuddledict

(the words cuddle+addict) : a semi-humorous term, meant to tease, a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.
a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is virgin.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2013
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Cuddlefucklery

This is a specific type of cuddling that happens after exhausting session of sex.
After some serious Cuddlefuckleryma I got up and made myself a sandwhitch.
by -Whit April 16, 2017
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Cuddleshock

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”
Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful
by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019
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