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cuba-linga

A derogatory term usually applied to Cubans but maybe used on a non-cuban if they are behaving like such a Cuban. It's like the N-word. It means someone who is brash, loud and annoying that talks alot of shit usually because they are perpetually full of shit. Such people put on airs mistakenly believing they are better than anyone else around them. Originates from the combination of cuban and linga for tongue (as in up the butt which is the source of their shit) much like what people in Spanish call a come mierda.

Such Cubans are typically materialistic, arrogant and have inflated egos, often bragging about how great they see themselves, their race and all they have much to the annoyance of everyone else around them who know better. Such Cubans are selfish, backstabbing and phony.

They hate you if you are non-cuban but more successful in the slightest way than they are. They only look at what you have that they don't have, but want, and hate you for that one thing. They are condescending to you and mean spirited. They often talk about you in a negative light especially if they think it's to their advantage.

They are callous and have no conscience or remorse. They like to put you down for no good reason but typically because they are insecure and just plain rotten. They won't hesitate to hurt you. They are only happy when you have troubles or worse off than they are!

If you happen to have a cuba-linga as a "friend", they like to dump all their problems on you and expect you to listen. They selfishly want you to be on call for their needs 24/7. They want you to act like a free pyschologist and solve their problems for them but are never around when you need them. They don't care about how much an imposition or inconvenience they are to you.

Hence they are talking an unlimited amount of shit since they are perpetually full of it.
Look at that arrogant Cuban swaggering down the street like he is something. Such an in your face cuba-linga.

That loud-mouth Cuban is shooting his mouth off to everyone like his shit doesn't stink. Shut up already you damn cuba-linga. Nobody cares!

Maria that cuba-linga bitch is always bragging about what she bought or what she has done with her husband, like non-cubans can't do cool stuff too. Go douche bitch!

Tony said that he hates me simply because I have a cool job that pays more than he makes. He believes he should make more simply because he is Cuban. What a selfish cuba-linga!

The Cuba-lingas have turned Miami into a Ghetto. Time for a one-way boat ride back to Habana!

That Cuba-linga had the nerve to correct my Spanish. How dare she!

Watch out! That cuba-linga is jealous of you and wants to get you fired! She's always talking shit about you to the boss.

Cuba-lingas are often jealous and hate you for your achievements. Although they will never admit it, their actions speak louder than their words.

Oye Cuba-lingas lavanse esos culos sucios y sus pingas!
by La Da Dee November 18, 2005
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cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.
I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.
by jigga July 15, 2004
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Cuba Dog

A youth who works on the doors, pal.
"Cuba Dog doesn't think he's 'ard, he knows he's 'ard!"
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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Virgin Cuba Libre

Coca Cola

Virgin Cuba Libre is rum and cola without the rum!
"I would like a virgin cuba libre, please!"
"Isn't that just a coke?"
"Yes! And please make it diet."
by MRCOOPER March 6, 2013
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but Cuba

but Cuba is an auto-transcribed closed caption which appears when the "Leo Laporte Blows up at Mike Arrington on the Gillmor Gang" video is played with "Transcribe Audio" turned on. The "but Cuba" caption appears when Leo says, "Fuck you guys!"

The phrase was discovered during the NSFW episode titled "But Cuba". The phrase was such a hit that there was no question that it would be the title of the episode.

Leo had heard the phrase, but did not know the origin. He was fully briefed about the origin of "but Cuba" during The Trials of King Leo and has since begun using the phrase himself.

Reported Appearances

But Cuba, the original episode of NSFW in which it appeared.
Tom Merritt slipped a "but Cuba" into his final episode of Buzz Out Loud.
The Trials of King Leo, in which the origin of the phrase is explained to Leo Laporte.
Numerous other NSFW episodes after the "But Cuba" episode.
Leo LaPorte (google transcribed): Screw you of soft money all off, but cuba. I'm not kidding of done.
by @BL42 June 3, 2010
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Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.
"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."
by KlanceIsCanonQueen December 25, 2018
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North Cuba

The area anywhere south of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Cubans have taken over.
Hey Julio, I heard Shaq got traded to the North Cuba Heat.
by PS February 15, 2005
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