When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023

The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022

a clan made by a 12 year old girl gamer the clan is made for her favorite games thats goes by nba 2k21 and fortnite , people in the clan can play many other games but her main focus are those two games
by clan cryptic February 15, 2021

Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.
by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

Og pro player that every og players know! His sens in c ops is just horrible, the worst sens tbh, too much high, God of flicks but worst sniper player...
Cryptic
by Obzerps December 7, 2020

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
by sweetie bee October 18, 2012
