A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.
by CJ_de_wiz September 1, 2007
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see also; coping mechanism
see also; coping mechanism
I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.
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When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
by ilikeducks April 14, 2020
Get the Crystal pepsi Fingers mug.Chylsia is sweet, always a very genuine person. Someone that doesn't beat around the bush, most of the time Chylsia will get straight to the point. Chylsias usually are very open-minded, kind, and creative, and not judgemental at all. The type of person to be down for anything, and everything. Very adventurous and weird in the best way possible. Also, Chylsias are extremely pretty but don't shower them with compliments 24/7 cause they already know. Instead, give them compliments in pieces here and there, they'll appreciate that. Take care of your Chylsia and they'll take care of you, remember Chylsia isn't a flower for you to rip out of the ground and put in a vase, but a flower for you to appreciate and take care of as it grows.
by a boy in a city October 18, 2020
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Colette Brunel's Cruxis Crystal, Zelos Wilder (after retrieving it from Seles Wilder), Cruxis Angles, Lloyd Irving's Exsphere.
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Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007
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