Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Keep on chunking

When you leave the bathroom but you suddenly feel like you still need to poop.

"What took you so long?"
-"Sorry, when I got out I felt like I needed to keep on chunking"

by Voxolotl September 23, 2016

crunking

A type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping

"Shit-son this is my favourite crunking song!"

by McKenzie M October 23, 2006

crunking

running around with an IV of Grey Goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "EHHHH EHHHHH!!"

yo man, Roq was out crunking last weekend.

by Roq Papi May 16, 2011

Crunting

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

Crinkling

Wearing a diaper.

His/Her diaper was crinkling when they waddled.

by Todaler February 24, 2019