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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
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Keep on chunking

When you leave the bathroom but you suddenly feel like you still need to poop.
"What took you so long?"
-"Sorry, when I got out I felt like I needed to keep on chunking"
by Voxolotl September 23, 2016
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crunking

A type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping
"Shit-son this is my favourite crunking song!"
by McKenzie M October 23, 2006
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crunking

running around with an IV of Grey Goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "EHHHH EHHHHH!!"
yo man, Roq was out crunking last weekend.
by Roq Papi May 16, 2011
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Crunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois
by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019
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crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007
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Crinkling

His/Her diaper was crinkling when they waddled.
by Todaler February 24, 2019
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