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Crumpth

A term used to describe the nastiest, smelliest, most god-forsaken object that has surpassed the realm of being just disgusting. This term can be used as both a noun and an adjective.
Jake: Dude, I left my smoothie in my car for 8 months!
Max: There's nothing but Crumpth in there now.
by ZyconZX March 3, 2022
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Crumpy

When you have cramps and you’re grumpy.
Sharon was on her period, so she was majorly crumpy.
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Crumply head

Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.
Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”
by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022
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Crumptery

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.
"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"
by toothbrushed September 4, 2023
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cumpty dumpty

'Went for a shit whilst horny and ended up having a cumpty dumpty'
by Cumpty Dumpty May 14, 2023
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Crupty

A word used to describe something that is cute but also creepy at the same time
No way! That's really crupty!
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Crumptel

A cartel of chaos and fun hatred.
The Crumptel is great
by Crumptel June 2, 2024
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