crumppin

What Black people like to consider dancing. It composes of one or more black males trying to dance.

Me and Quay were crumppin yesterday

by Negroe Sandwich January 22, 2010

Crumblin'

(V.) The act of being unreliable

(First popularized by Kyle and Kat on a facetime call)

"Bruh! She told me she was tryna chill and she skipped out at the last minute! That bitch slick crumblin'!"

by Dr Cupkizzle January 28, 2015

Crumblin

To be laughing at something so hard.

When she i saw that lady fall, i was on the floor CRUMBLIN'

by Spange August 25, 2008

Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018

Crumpin

A crippled dry hump.

Music was blaring and people started crumpin.

by Sooshi69 November 30, 2020

Crumpin

Crumpin’ is the new fuck. It’s aggressive, it tastes good in your mouth, it describes with excitement. Crumply is also used interchangeably

That shit is Crumpin’! That sandwich is looking crumply

by CrumpinBitch April 5, 2022

Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024