Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.
I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011
Get the Crumping mug.When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.
Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow
by semper amabo te February 25, 2011
Get the Cuming Rainbow mug.The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.
by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009
Get the Crumping mug.The act of searching for cannabis, usually but not exclusively resin, particles that have dropped on the floor. Especially when the searcher is out of cannabis and does not have the funds for more.
That's the last of the pot, I'll have to go crumbing under my chair to see if I have dropped any bits.
by Miss Jon August 30, 2019
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by ladydiamond May 1, 2009
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by Jack hackers eshshjssj March 16, 2018
Get the Crusing mug.crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways
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