Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever

person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real

by Paaedk December 2, 2022

Mr. Crowley

Some Asshole Ozzy Ozbourne sung about.
Song has a superb riff and lead guitar.

I jam out to Mr. Crowley on LSD while walking accross the Brooklyn Bridge in my banana hammock

by WeSlEyPiPeS6969 November 29, 2009

Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.

Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's

by Goatman777 December 26, 2018

Dirty Crowley

Defecation

i.e. : Taking a shit

I shouldn't have had that last burrito. I think I have to take a Dirty Crowley.

by FXP December 16, 2009

Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

Sergeant Crowley

1. A lying ass police officer.

2. Any man of authority who seriously violates the constitutional rights of another human being and gets away with it scott free.

That pervert actor over there just flashed me, but the director didn't do anything about it -- he's such a Sergeant Crowley.

by EManII August 2, 2009

matthew crowley

A guy that uses girls when he wants to get his dick wet and ignore them otherwise, who pretends he's a 'friend' but goes quiet when he isn't using someone

God look at that guy, see how he treats those girls, such a matthew crowley

by care0 September 1, 2017