combee critter

A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.

Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!

by Combee Critter October 2, 2020

Crotch Critters

Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.

by David Glenn F. December 28, 2005

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009

Closet Critter

1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet

"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"

by megaman21 November 16, 2010

critter

1. any animal; 2. a cute, small furry animal; 3. a domestic pet; 4. nickname for a little kid; 5. nickname for a female

1. As we sat quietly, the critters became less shy about approaching our campsite. 5. She's a cute little critter.

by Maximally June 25, 2005

Crotch Critter

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003