by fwillia January 13, 2005
Get the croozer mug.To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.
Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!
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Get the croozer mug.an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.
Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.
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