Cooble

A unit of measurement equivilant to 8.04 inches commonly used in Canada. Named after Arthur D. Cooble, the 4th Education Minister of Canada, the Cooble (Koo-bowl) was the premier unit of measurement from 1904-1978. With the introduction of the Metric System, the use of Coobles is being systematically phased out. However; In rural Canada many signs using Coobles are still in existance aswell as on many vehicles manufactered before 1976.

Man, my car is really slow. It can only go 350 Coobles per second (C/PS)

by Bobsmithers February 1, 2008

Cooba

Someone who has been to jail. This can also be used as a nickname, but the person that has this nickname has to have a name starting in C.

Cooba would not be a good parole officer because he knows everyone in there.

by Poopyweinerbutt December 24, 2020

Choobie blobs

A word that defines cute adorable things, mainly desired by girls also anything squishy that makes you smile

A woman sees chubby cheeks starts pinching them and says aww choobie blobs

by Shawada February 3, 2014

Crobyes

Crobyes is a replacement word, or a word for whenever you feel like your friend is annoying

Egypt: You guys are such Crobyes

by lil squarey or (TrelosRhenium) November 9, 2017

Choob Syndrome

A mental disorder caused by excessive play of world of warcraft,runescape.mosty caused by mmorpgs it is not only limited to them.The symptoms witch might indicate you have this disorder are but are not limited to:

1:Heavy game play time,around 16-20 hours a day

2:excessive use of the words noob,fail,epic fail and uber

3:easily upset even if a player does the slightest wrong move such as not killing a boss their way(even if you succeed)

4:very little patients for other players learning how to do something.

5:easily annoyed by players making stupid jokes

6:constant need to bitch about everything

7:thinking jokes like kicking someone out of a guild is funny

8:people putting thums down on this definition

a normal day playing world of warcaraft with people who have choob syndrome:

dude1:yes we killed that boss
choob1:NO! that was fail you noob you did not take down the adds first.
dude1:but we did it a new way i thought of and a knew it would work and it did.
choob1:fuck you,your ass is out of here.
(kicks dude1 from group)
choob2:look at this staff i got it SOoooo uber cool
choob1:i know dude it is, i just kicked someone out of my guild LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL
choob2:lawllawlawl
(move forward through the dungeon)
dude2:i don't know how to kill this boss
choob2:WTF you need to know how to do this you ass hole
dude2:but this new dungeon came out today!
(kicks him from group)
(moves further through dungeon)
choob2:WTF why did you loot that
dude3:i need it for my off spec did any of you guys need it?
choob2:no,but its main spec only!
(kicks him from group)
choob1:incoming enemy!
(wipes group,first wipe)
choob2:that was an epic fail!!!!(leaves group)
(all choobs leave group)
dude4:quiters i spent 2 hours waiting to get this group to get put togeter and you all just leave half way through when we are doing all good,fucking ass holes........

by anti-antiman February 18, 2010

choob

a high level person, usually on an online rpg such as runescape, that acts immature because they know they will never have to meet the person their dissing. they also tend to diss people that are one lvl below them...
2: a high lvl that acts noobish in ways such as asking for money

lvl 69: you a noob kid
lvl 68: what the fuck? im one level below you with the same armor and weapons
lvl 69: yea but your such a noob your gay...can i have free stuff?
lvl 68: fuck you choob!

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

Cooba Divin

Ghetto way of saying scuba diving..

aint neva gon catch me cooba divin in da middle of da o chin..

See: O chin

by Revenged September 28, 2008