oh my cron

A surprised reaction to news related to the Omicron variant.

Friend: Debbie said she was staying home for New Years, but then she took her grandma to a rager and now they both have Covid.
Me: oh my cron

by Maven Maven January 7, 2022

Cronch

Cronch is the meaning of the sound when you bite or eat a bath bomb.

"Oh, boy. There Jared goes, cronching away."

by SukoshiMankoWoTabesashiteKure August 24, 2017

Cronem

Cronem:

You would do anything you would ride for the and never rat them if you leave them in a room with 100 dollars alone you trust him that he wont touch a cent or dollar of that money

Yo Max is my cronem he got my back

by FTN SYNTH May 24, 2019

corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.

If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.

by One little hellian January 17, 2017

Crondolium

A Crondolium is another word for a big forehead or another word for Noggin

"Bro she got a big a** Crondolium"

by PlugOnTop November 3, 2022

cronenberg

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008