The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.
by J25 September 8, 2005
Get the Land Cruiser mug.A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.
Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful
by yobkcis June 25, 2004
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A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.
Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.
by Laphonso September 28, 2010
Get the Cubicle Cruiser mug.The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.
Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter
by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011
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Get the Broadway Cruisers mug.Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.
More commonly known as New York City Jews.
More commonly known as New York City Jews.
One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.
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Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?
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Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?
by DblockGeneral August 19, 2009
Get the Intersection Crossers mug.The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
by Imacowboy October 18, 2009
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