when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi
pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff
by smellypoostick December 7, 2010
Get the crafty sniff mug.Local Visalia actor. Starred in multiple productions including Our Town, The Crucible, and Postmortem. Extremely handsome, charming and suave.
Anni: Who was the guy who played George Gibbs in "Our Town"? He was incredible!
Emilee: That was Chance Croft, and yes, he was amazing! And quite attractive!
Emilee: That was Chance Croft, and yes, he was amazing! And quite attractive!
by moeizmees December 3, 2010
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To CROFT (verb)
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
by Joerockhead July 25, 2013
Get the Croft mug.Lara Croft; The most desired female game character to date, the starlet of the world famous game: Tomb Raider. Lara; a very Indiana Jones-esque adventurer, is a brave and well-known female icon. Easily defined by her tough character and curvey image, etrimental to the character, who gained more attention from her appearance than her tough-as-nails spirit and determination. In response to this, she has recently undergone a slight "redesign" for the sake of becoming more appealing to female gamers. Her chest size was reduced and her clothes were altered; some have still derided her form as being unrealistic.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
by TheOriginalTombRaider July 4, 2006
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One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him
Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.
Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.
Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
by Gemma111 April 12, 2021
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