It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.
by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006
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I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.
by fathat69 September 25, 2013
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"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.
by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004
Get the crockery mug.When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.
18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"
21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010
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by Ms Crackety March 3, 2017
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and ice cream cone where the cone is filled with ice cream then leveled off even with the edge of the cone.
by chrs885 August 3, 2003
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