crock

An adjective referring to something that is very good, "mint" or otherwise positive. Most commonly used among young hipsters of today's youth.

Person 1: "I miss snap bracelets!"
Person 2: "Those were crock beyond belief."

by Crockin'Pot August 20, 2010

crock-puss

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...

by kissing suzy kolber March 31, 2010

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some

Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over

by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016

crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009