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Christian Pulisic 

A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.
Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico

Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*
(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"
Christian-Pierre by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016

christian pascaris 

A very nice beautiful kid, hes is super nice, smart, cool and has amazing looks, gets a ton of girls, and likes to drink and party.
Wow that christian pascaris kid is super awesome

christian position 

When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
christian position by Billy from it September 20, 2017

Christian pancake 

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it
Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

Christian Pastor 

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
Christian Pastor by Cripty February 1, 2018