Crikey Me Mcpipen 

The saying of a true legend, in the act of being surprised and impressed.

Person A, 'Look at those melves'
Person B, 'Crikey Me Mcpipen

Crikey Me Mcpipen by Thomay March 4, 2019

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!! 

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil

You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!! by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013

Crikey there’s my bikey

When you want to save on shipping your bike

I need to crikey there’s my bikey because I don’t want my bike anymore

Crikey there’s my bikey by Kaliiikiii June 1, 2018

crikey mikey 

Aussie version of For Fucks Sake

oh crikey mikey what is wrong with you?

crikey mikey by drklm November 7, 2017

crikey stew 

when something is so rad that you just have to say crikey stew

“Hey em I smoked so much ganj last night”

“crikey stew”

crikey stew by Pussybitches December 6, 2017

Crikey Mikey 

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out

Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!

Crikey Mikey by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022

Oh My Crikey 

A word of exclamation used when something is found very suprising or shocking. Can help to put a more jovial element to sticky, arkward or depressing situations

Person A - Did you hear that so and so is going out wiv...?
Person B - Oh my crikey!!

or

*loud bang!*

person C - OH MY CRIKEY!!!

Oh My Crikey by Jemzi March 20, 2008