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Creatard

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.
by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012
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cristalin

A very nice girl . She is loving. Once she likes one thing she will find a passion for it . She doesn't care of what people think . She is most defiantly somebody to look up to .
Why is my older sister cristalin so good to look up to.
by Alovingmom March 25, 2019
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Douche Crest

Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:

1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.

2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.

3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).

4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.

5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.

6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
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Falcon Crest

A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.

The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
by GnatTurner November 18, 2011
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Coestar

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!
by jfields99 March 1, 2015
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crestucky

in relation to Crestview, a place in the panhandle of Forida. a place so country it could only be labeled as CRESTUCKY
" where you from? Shally? F-DUB?"
"nah, i'm from Crestucky!"
by J4m13 June 11, 2006
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Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...
by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008
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