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Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
by lemnefresh July 10, 2010
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cookies and cream

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008
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Hershey cookies and cream bar

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit
by Anal creampir November 9, 2018
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Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
by S.A alpha January 2, 2021
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Cookies and cream

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.
by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003
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cookies 'n cream

Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
I was out with a hot babe last night and she was all cookies 'n cream.
by CA Doc May 22, 2007
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Cookies N' Cream

When you shart and jizz at the same time and it mixes in your underwear.
"I ate some bad Chinese food last night before jerkin it and I Cookies N' Cream-ed"
by Cap95 July 29, 2017
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