creamers

A womans lactation station for warm fresh beverages, ushually beverages are served to babies. also known as breasts

look at the creamers on her.
i would play with her creamers.

by bananna jamma July 20, 2006

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Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

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Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy March 14, 2006

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When getting blowed by your girlfriend on a railroad pump trolley, while pumping her up and down by the handles, and finishing on her face.

Did you hear Johnny was down the train station last night and gave his girl a railroad creamer?

by My Ragina January 20, 2017

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A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 07, 2009

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A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 25, 2009

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A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018

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