Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

Coldstone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. August 18, 2005

railroad creamer

When getting blowed by your girlfriend on a railroad pump trolley, while pumping her up and down by the handles, and finishing on her face.

Did you hear Johnny was down the train station last night and gave his girl a railroad creamer?

by My Ragina January 19, 2017

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Dirty Creamer

A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

Sour Creamers

People who engage in sexual intercourse whilst at or eating Taco Bell food items.

Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.

Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."

by Important Knowledge July 27, 2014