ironi-crastination

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on

Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)

by Mal.Halsey April 25, 2022

Crespinate

When its crespanating. Sizling / sweet cooking noise / crispimg / skin getting to the point

That skin is crespanating the shit out of it / Ur gonna crespinate in that heat

by Yessowhat August 7, 2019

Corastination

The unique type of prolonged procrastination that occurs during the Covid-19 global pandemic, wherein all the great ideas that you finally have the time to do get put off for months at a time.

It took me six months to make my short film idea, I had awful Corastination.

by MozDoesStuff August 2, 2020

Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

cassinated

when someone gets blundered by the one and only max cassidy, usually after a trick has been played on the person who has been cassinated, max comes out the bushes with a camera crew and shouts a famous catchphrase.

"oh boy i sure cant wait to get back home back to my loving family"
*piano drops from the sky landing on the person*
"youve just been cassinated! boomshakalaka!, another day another slay!, whats up buttercup!, eat my dust!!"

by mrbutterb March 12, 2023

Pan-crasination

Overspending time at approving something, i.e. waiting for years to approve of someone´s suggetions.
Pan-crasination leaves the recipient in everlasting suspense and wonder about where their requested answer is.

My mother used pan-crasination a lot as I was a teenager.
Urban dictionary really thought pan-crasination was their best response to my new suggested words.

by Sourceress72 January 26, 2021